EDT According to Insider, Boston approved the public event application for the "Straight Pride" parade on Wednesday. But straight people have the best straight holiday of the year reserved just for them - the Kia Summer Sales Event. We're sorry that the straight flag kinda sucks. Hashtag krewreacts on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Reddit, and YouTube Examples: Memes Fan Art Video Animations Anything KREW related No Copyright. Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted Tweet may have been deleted
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Straight people, it's time to wave your monochrome flag with pride. What's there to celebrate? Khakis? Nicholas Sparks? Being able to walk down the street holding hands with your partner without fear? What exactly would a straight pride parade look like? Well first off, it doesn't seem like it would be fun. Tweet may have been deletedġ5 awesome ways to celebrate #HeterosexualPrideDayĪnd then, of course, there came the memes. Even "woke bae" king of Twitter, Chris Evans, weighed in on organizers' "i am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?" moment. Of course, there were the nuanced takes on identity politics and privilege by public figures such as Chasten Buttigieg, AOC, and Smash Mouth. Immediately, Twitter began to clown the guys. Recently, three dudes in Boston wanted to prove how oppressed they really are as straight people by requesting a permit to host a "Straight Pride Parade."
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Some people insist on taking it a step further. But every year during Pride month, like clockwork, there are always a few huffy clowns that come out of the woodwork to ask, "What about me? Where's my parade?" It's like a kid at someone else's birthday party who cries when the birthday child opens gifts, but they don't get one too. Straight pride is neither real nor necessary. What's a pride parade without the rainbows, the public displays of LGBTQ love and community, and a history of resisting oppression spanning decades? A straight parade.